Friday, December 14, 2007

PET CHOW (rat poison)

Our house has been invaded by the dreaded Man Cold. For details on the Man Cold, check out S's blog: http://www.appliedluck.com/.

To help alleviate said Man Cold, I went to Safeway the other day to purchase Theraflu and Halls. Last night, while making a nice warm mug of Theraflu to help my husband go to sleep, I noticed something was amiss. I'll get back to this in a second, but first would like to discuss the Petchow Rat Poising commercial parody Will Ferrel did on SNL a few years ago.

Do you remember this? Will was Hank Petchow, advertising the Petchow brand of rat poison. Scenes showed him in a fuzzy, earthy sweater talking about how to use Petchow rat poison while feeding his dogs. The whole transcript is here: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/95/95mpetchow.phtml ( I could only find crappy versions of the footage itself.)

In any case, this is the box of Theraflu I purchased:



Looks like Theraflu, right? It says Theraflu on it and was sold in the pharmacy aisle. But, no- I was fooled! It's some useless blend of herbs that you add to hot water. In dire situations such as the dreaded Man Cold, only strong drugs will help. In this case, since I'd purchased the Petchow brand of Theraflu (herbs), I had to resort to adding large amounts of brandy to S's drink to relax him and aid the sleeping process. What a bummer!

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Dangerous Package?



On a recent trip to Sedona, S and I acquired a slightly used Cuisinart. To get it home to CA, we packaged it in an old Sam Adams Winter Classics beer box and checked it in on our flight. When we arrived to San Jose, we noticed that the package had been "inspected" by the Transportation Security Administration. We started cracking up, thinking about how this went down.

Baggage Handler #1: "Hey, this box of beer looks slightly suspicious, don't you think?"
Baggage Handler #2: "Yes, indeed it does. I think we'd better inspect it to ensure it's not anything harmful"
BH #1: "It could be beer"
BH #2: "Well, I think we owe it to the American citizens to find out. Plus, I like the Cranberry Lambic Ale."
BH #1: "You do?! I hate that stuff. It's too sweet. It's like Sam had some extra cranberries lying around and thought 'These are about to go bad. I'm going to add them to this Lambic and see what happens.'
BH #2: (Opening box) "Dang! It's just an old Cuisinart. From like the 70's!"
BH #1: "Oh well- we tried. Want to grab a beer after work?"
BH #2: "Sure. Hey, you'd better put that official looking 'Inspected by the TSA tape all over the box so it looks official."
BH #1: "Done and done."

Monday, December 10, 2007

Season of White!

I'm currently getting in to full Christmas spirit. We have our teensy Christmas tree all set up and decorated in our apartment, things are being made, baked etc etc. While browsing online for Christmas cards, I came across a cute card at Target (yes, I like to shop at Target, what?). The front of the card looked like this:

I was thinking, hmm..... cute card, cost-effective, non-denominational. All set. However, I luckily looked at the details of the card and noticed the below information:


Features

• Christmas Card Set
• Features Horizontal-Fold Design
• 10 Cards , 10 Envelopes
• Inside Text Reads " Season of White! "


Uhhhh.. "Season of White!" How can I possibly send this card out to our friends. I can just imagine our friends opening up a cheery, Holiday card only to find the White Power reference inside. Then the confusion would set in. Friends would begin to wonder why in the hell we'd sent this card out. Are we secretly affiliated with some sort of White Power sect?

Oy vey! I'm glad I didn't end up buying these...I'm cracking up that Target would even put these on their site.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Travel

S and I went to Sedona to see my Mom's side of the family for a belated Thanksgiving. We flew out of San Jose since it's easy to pick S up at work and head 15 minutes south to San Jose rather than return to San Francisco.

Sedona was beautiful- lots of lovely fall colors, striking red rocks, green forest, and plenty of time for us to reconnect with my family and just relax.

One night, we went to go see No Country For Old Men. S and I had already seen it at home and loved it. In San Francisco, at the end of the movie, the entire audience just sat in stunned silence. It was incredible. Not so in Arizona...

At the end of the movie (which is not your nice, tidy packaged ending), the Arizona audience became angry. Angry and verbal. A guy muttered behind us "I'm not leavin' until they give me a proper ending!" To him we say good luck since there's another showing in 20 minutes in the same theatre. Another woman yells "That was crap!" (simple and direct). There were guffaws and laughter, sighs of exasperation. It was a unique experience being able to see the same movie in two locations and experience the audience reaction. I wanted to turn around to everyone and say "No! It's a great ending, see....." But instead I just took it as an experience and tried to remain non-judgemental about it.

On the way home, in Phoenix airport, a middle-aged woman sat next to us flipping through a newspaper and drinking a coffee. She got a phone call from what I presumed was her husband and they began discussing how a recent conversation with their daughter had gone. It sounded like they were at odds about how to discipline her. After a few minutes, she began arguing with her husband in earnest, throwing out zingers like "NO, NO, NO! Stop the conversation in your head, I'm just telling you what I saw. Remember, we talked about this!". It became rather personal and I was uncomfortable, pretending to thumb through Rolling Stone, while eavesdropping.


On the plane, we encountered some rather strong turbulence. We were seated in the row behind the exit row, and I'd been watching the gentleman in front of us in the exit row consume two vodka screwdrivers. In the midst of the turbulence, I begin thinking "OK if this plane crashes, I've got to figure out a way to get that exit door by Mr. Screwdriver open. Maybe I'll push past him...mMmmmm...or maybe I'll just go to the right and use that exit row." Obviously, we didn't crash, but I still found my mind in overdrive.

That's what I love about travel: It's an opportunity to experience different reactions of crowds watching the same movie. It's an opportunity to hear a fight in a crowded airport and notice your mind in overdrive.

Back home in San Francisco, it's cold and sprinkling. I miss the gorgeous red rocks and my family in Sedona, but I'm happy to be back in this city I irrationally love.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

A Cute Picture of Bella



And, to counteract the bummer-ness of my last post: here's a cute picture of our cat, Bella.

TiVo Customer Service: Anything but customer focused...

So, last night I wanted to cancel our TiVo service since we'd recently changed to a Comcast DVR box so we could watch Hi Def TV and record more than one show at once (we had a really old TiVo box that wouldn't allow us to do those things). We didn't want to spend $300 on a new TiVo box when Comcast gives theirs for free. Too bad really, because I love my TiVo. I found it easy to use, intuitive and reliable. I also loved the little noises it made when you selected a show. I find myself making the noise myself when I use our Comcast box now. So sad.

Here's the time line of what happened:

4:15 I look at the TiVo site to find out how to cancel. Realize that you have to call customer support.

4:17 I call customer support and am confronted with a phone tree that does not offer the choice to cancel or just speak to a representative. I am then asked for the phone number associated with the account. I press zero, zero, zero, zero, and finally am placed in queue to speak with an agent. The wait time: 10 minutes.

4:18 I hang up. I don't want to wait 10 minutes!

4:19 I look on TiVo's site again to try and find out if I can cancel over email. I find out they don't offer email support of any kind. Bummer!

4:20 I call back again this time armed with my phone number on the account and a steely reserve. Confront irrelevant phone tree again and am placed in queue. Average wait time still 10 minutes.

4:20-4:30 Surf Google News, Pink is the New Blog, New feeds on my Reader, play with cat. Have to put the phone down on my lap to avoid brash, cheery music emanating from TiVo support.

4:31 Speak with the first agent. She's very nice, but cannot cancel my account for me. She gives me a "Case number" and transfers me to another person.

4:31-4:35 Wait on hold again and am still confronted by horrendous circus music.

4:35 New agent picks up and does not know: my name, or what my problem is. References my "Case number" and understands that I would like to cancel. The hard sell begins.

4:35-4:38 The hard sell continues. She offers various things to keep me to stay: $100 off a new Hi Def TiVo box for existing customers only. Perhaps we have another TV in our house that we'd like to use the box for...Perhaps our friend who has the box would like a few free months of subscription. Etc Etc. I am now beginning to lose patience.

4:38-4:43 Am put on hold again so she can "Process my request". Awful circus music and advertising comes on again, forcing me to remove the phone from my ear. Ouch!

4:44 Experience finally over. Whew! Am late for meeting a friend.

As someone who has worked in client services for the last 5 years, managing high-end clients directly, developing trainings, coaching and eventually managing a client services team, I was offended by the lack of concern for the customer in this case.

Based on my experience as a customer, I would suggest to the TiVo Support team a few things:

-Give the customer choices to contact you! As a customer, I would like to choose whether I get support via email, phone or live chat. Offer us other options, rather than forcing the customer to call and have a long wait in queue.

-Answer the phone more quickly. Customers get agitated while waiting and are less happy when the agent ultimately deals with them. Hire more people or change the call routing to get customer's questions answered more quickly. We'll be happier, the customer support team will be happier, and everyone wins!

-Avoid irrelevant phone trees. Nuff Said.

-Change the hold music. Ack! It's loud, brash, and actually hurt my ear. Plus, it aggravated me further. Go with music that is less "trying to be hip" and is soothing instead.

-Get rid of the "Case number" system. No customer wants to be treated like a case. We're people, and just want a resolution. It also seems that this case number is ultimately useless.

-Avoid routing customers multiple times. This goes again with the suggestion regarding call routing. Get the customer immediately to an agent who can help them with their problem the first time. Give your employees more trainings or information so they can help any caller with almost any problem. In our department this was the case and we supported a highly intricate product. It can be done and is a much better experience for the customer!

-If you do route a customer, do a "warm transfer." Transfer the customer to the next agent and give an introduction, it helps create warm fuzzy feelings.

-Invest in good Customer Relationship Management software that can help fill the next agent in on the issue if you need to transfer. I would have liked to have been greeted by name and with an understanding of my issue.

-Give agents more leverage to resolve issues without consulting another person or going through a difficult and lengthy process. It should be relatively simple to cancel an account and should be quick and painless. As a customer, it makes me want to return more.

-Don't incent agents to keep customers: This is a difficult line. Clearly, as a business, you want to keep the customers you have. It's easier and cheaper to keep existing customers rather than find new ones. However, as a customer, I do not want a hard sell. I completely agree with the need to figure out why the customer is canceling and offering them product suggestions or offers to help retain them. However, there is a line at which it becomes uncomfortable. I hit that when she suggested that we may want a new TiVo box for another TV in our house.



What a bummer of an experience! I really liked my TiVo, and preferred it to our current Comcast DVR, but felt deflated and aggravated by my customer support experience. It can be better!

Thursday, November 15, 2007

Homeless Boyfriends

So, I'm refraining from writing today about Project Runway (but how fun was it last night?). Instead, I'm posting about the last episode of The Hills. If you missed it, you can catch watch it below. Especially of interest is the scene with Audrina and her boyfriend in the bar having a shot. Wow. We had to rewind and watch over and over.

Audrina and boyfriend Justin roll up on his motorcycle, cruise into a bar where they have a "conversation" which really consists of Audrina speaking normally and him looking confused/bored. They discuss how his white boy dreads are coming along. Then, he gulps a shot, burps loudly and then laughs awkwardly. Audrina stares in disbelief/disgust. I swear it looks as if she pulled this dude off the street from Skid Row and treated him to a shot. Ladies and gentleman: behold the new look: homeless rocker chic. Maybe on an upcoming episode we'll see him play 70's covers for cash on the corner of Hollywood and Vine.

UPDATE:
ha! Funny or Die did a great parody of the Audrina/Homeless boyfriend scene.






Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Synchronicity

On Sunday, Scott and I hung out with my fabulous sister, Alex and our cousins, Steve and Cherie. They brought their two boys up to the City and we went to the De Young museum in Golden Gate Park. Then, they came over to our house and we barbecued and hung out. I was playing the Shins on our iPod and we started talking about how much the Shins remind me of when Scott and I first started dating.

Fast forward to Monday night. Scott calls up at 7pm and asks if I'd like to go to a last minute concert. I'm game, so I say sure! Turns out, he'd stopped by the Warfield (which is by his practice studio) and they had just released 4 general admission tickets. He bought two, and I met him outside the Warfield at 9. We walked in, grabbed a drink, and the Shins started playing. It was an evening of perfect timing all around. (The show was great btw).

We also saw Amy's brother's band the Ponys play on Friday night at 12 Galaxies. They just released their new album and were on tour. We had dinner with Brian and Amy before hand and then watched his show. The sounded great- and the show was fun.

Tonight, Scott's band is playing their last show before we leave for our trip. If you're in SF, stop by tonight! More info at www.soundsofarcadio.com.

xoxo,
D

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Some of my Favorite Candid camera moments on Youtube.

Here are some of my very favorite candid camera moments on Youtube. The first is short and sweet:




The second takes some patience, but my favorite part is at the end:

Another lovely tea

In an effort to keep posting my favorite new recipes, I thought I'd share a recipe for a tea I had recently.

Flowering Rosemary and Lemon Tea

Cut a few sprigs (2-3 good sized sprigs- about 3" long each) of fresh rosemary. Slice 1/2 of a lemon (more or less depending on your taste) into thin slices. Put rosemary and lemon slices into a teapot. Boil some water (~6 cups) and add to mixture. Steep for ~5 minutes. The result: a delicate, refreshing tea that instantaneously makes you feel like you're at the spa. Only a hell of a lot cheaper.

Oh the joys of organization....

So, today I decided to re-organize my filing cabinet, and sort through the pile of "Important Things that Had Come in the Mail and Needed to be Filed (ITHCMNF)". I went through all of my old files, updated them, took the random papers out of their envelopes, and then shredded all of the superfluous things. I attacked that pile of ITHCMNF and noticed a safety recall notice for our new Honda Hybrid. Oops....luckily not a huge issue. I took all of the extra papers down to the garbage and put away my new file folder. Dang, I forgot how good it feels to be organized. In the last weeks, I've also gone through all of my clothes and filled three huge garbage bags with items to donate. My next task is to actually take them into GoodWill. I'll do that on Friday. After that, I'm going to go through all of my old CDs that I've kept since I was 14. Here's a random sampling of some of the titles in my old school collection:

Eurythmics Greatest Hits
Def Jams Rush Hour Soundtrack (What was I thinking??)
Superfly
The Music of Ireland (A gift from a guy I dated in college who worked at a record label)
Harry Connick Jr (UGH!)
Tool Undertow


Clearly, there is clearing out to be done. I'll convert what remains to Mp3 and get rid of all of these old discs lying around. I look back at the days when we proudly showcased our CDs in large towers or shelves. I still have one in our second bedroom. Nowadays, it's much more common to see zero CDs, since everything's on Mp3 now. I think one day our kids will see pictures of the 1990s or early 2000s and wonder what all of these oddly colored, plastic-coated thin boxes are....

Monday, March 26, 2007

'Toine Says: "Man, What the Hell Is That Smell?"

I Honestly Can't Figure out Which Is Worst?

And then subsequently why this exists?

Option #1: Odd Stock Footage:



Option #2: The Live Version

I Said I Would Post Every Day....


And, well, I haven't. It's been wonderful and invigorating to be away from my computer. I didn't realize how much time I spent on my computer until I stopped. Now, I can read, go outside, go to the YMCA and just hang out. It's been much more fun ;)

A few quick updates:

  • I've had fun finally writing some reviews on Yelp. Here's my profile: http://www.yelp.com/user_details?userid=zAF6yw7Bz-U6fj8NXFa3gw
  • I went to Walla Walla, WA on a bachelorette party with 7 other lovely ladies
  • I went to Two Bunch Palms in Palm Springs with my two dear friends (The Amys) and my mom. Go now if you haven't been.
  • Scott and I have begun to plan our Around the World (dum dum dum!) trip itinerary. My first stab is the map above
  • I read 8 books in one week. My eyes hurt for like 2 days.I've been going to the gym daily and even picked up a basketball. It'd been about 12 years since I've done that and it felt damn good!
  • I went to the grand re-opening party for the Galleria Park Hotel with one of the lovely Amys. If you're in SF, you should stay here.

So, I'm now revising my initial promise to blog everyday. I'll blog when I can. Fair enough? I also encourage you to get away from your computer and go out there and live life. Go see a movie, read a book, cook a meal, have a drink with a friend!

Friday, March 2, 2007

Which is worse- bacterial or viral meningitis?

I had a wonderful day yesterday. The kind of day that makes you really supremely happy to live in such a great city. In the early afternoon I went to the Embarcadero YMCA (http://www.ymcasf.org/Embarcadero/) to join. I really liked the vibe- inclusive, community-oriented and diverse. There's a lap pool, machines and some interesting exercise classes. I'm going for real on Monday. After that I went to the Ferry Building and browsed through the shops there, looking at the imported wines, fresh cheeses, fancy organic honeys....mmmm... I got a cup of jasmine tea and read for a while. Then I headed over to the Embarcadero Cinema to see Painted Veil.

When I walked into the darkening theater at 3:30 on a Thursday afternoon, I could see a few heads poking above the seats. All of these heads were gray. This is not unusual- I tend to like movies where I'm most often the only person under 50 there. I sat down and listened to the conversation of two elderly ladies behind me:

Lady one: "So, I asked the doctor, which is worse: bacterial or viral meningitis? He said bacterial!"
Lady two: "Oh gosh. So will it get better if he takes medicine?"

Skip a beat a few minutes, conversation has now moved to bottled water.

Lady one: "I just can't seem to open the Crystal Geyser water! I can open the Fiji water fine, the Sparkletts, too. But not the Crystal Geyser!"
Lady two: "Me too!!! I buy it at Trader Joe's and can never open it"
Lady one: "I have a doodad to open the waters in my car but always forget it."

Sigh.

The movie was great- a twisted love story set in China in the 1920s. After that I walked to the MUNI in the golden glow of the late afternoon. I love San Francisco. It's fantastic to actually be able to experience it during the weekday instead of simply commuting away.

Thursday, March 1, 2007

I said I would post every day....

So here it is. I just got home after sharing a glass of wine with my amazing friend, Amy. So, I'll fill you in on what I did today tomorrow. Buenas noches.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Ginger Tisane

I've been experimenting in the kitchen with my free time. I love to cook and never really had the time/energy while working. I created this ginger tisane yesterday and have been loving it. Here's a general recipe:

4-5 medium sized (~ 1/8") slices of fresh ginger
1/4 tsp crushed red pepper
1 TBSP lavender honey
a few lemon verbena leaves (optional)

Boil 6 cups water or so in a tea kettle. In a teapot, add above ingredients. Pour boiling water into teapot and let steep about 15 mins. To serve: pour into a tea cup using a strainer to catch ginger, leaves and pepper. Or, serve cold over ice in a cup (strain before as well).

It's spicy, fragrant and complex. I've been enjoying it. Again, let me know what you think!

PS- never thought I'd be at a point in my life where I have random things like lemon verbena growing, but there you have it.

Mmmm Pasta- a new recipe creation

On Monday I got hungry for lunch. Since we'd just gotten back from NY on Sunday, there wasn't much in the fridge. That's when I invented my current favorite: Brown Rice Penne with Spicy Corn. Easy, quick and oh so tasty. If you want protein with it, you can add in a chicken breast. Here it is:

Size: 1 serving

2 TBSP good olive oil (I used lemon flavored O and Co oil)
1 thinly sliced shallot
~1 cup frozen corn (I like Trader Joe's white corn)
2-3 TBSP white wine
~1/2 tsp crushed red pepper
1 TBSP Nantucket Secret Spice
Freshly ground black pepper to taste
1 cup brown rice penne pasta (you can buy this at Trader Joe's or substitute plain penne if you wish)


In a biggish pot, boil a good amount of water to cook your pasta in. Simultaneously, heat the olive oil in a skillet over medium heat. Add the shallot and saute for 1-2 mins. Add frozen corn, white wine, crushed red pepper, Nantucket spice and black pepper. Crank up to high for a minute to get the sauce really simmering for ~1 minute. Then lower to med-low and let simmer. Cook pasta in salted water for 7 mins, watching your sauce to make sure it's not drying out. If it is, put the heat to low and cover. Drain pasta, dump into a dish and add all of the yummy sauce you've just created. Eat hot.

Let me know if you try and what you think!

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

My Maiden Voyage

So, I've embarked on a three month sabbatical from work, with a strong possibility that I won't be returning to my former job. It's an odd place to be and I'm on day two. My last day at work was Feb 15 and I headed out to NY with my husband on a red-eye that night. On our way back to San Francisco, we stopped in LA for my mother-in-law's surpise birthday party (which was wonderful, btw). And now, I'm home and have a wide vast expanse of free time on my hands.

Here are my key accomplishments so far:

  • Caught up on my horrible reality TV addiction by watching all the shows I tivo'd while away
  • Had lunch with a friend
  • Reviewed my online spending report for the last 6 months
  • Created a new budget
  • Finished up some stuff from work
  • Researched all of the free musuem days in SF
  • Went grocery shopping
  • Researched a new gym to join
  • Read my Fortune Small Business mag I'd had sitting around for 3 weeks
I'm starting this blog to chronicle my free time off, because, well, why not? I've got the time...